Littlest little showed me her emergency kit the other day.
First she pulled out a swiss army knife.
Then she pulled out a flashlight.
Then a Bounty Bar "in case of starvation."
Then a peppermint candy bar ("also in case of starvation").
Then a peppermint eraser.
I broke down and had to ask what the eraser was for.
Her response? "In case of a pencil emergency."
Oh, right. Duh.
Lastly, she pulled out four small figurines, "in case of a crying child emergency."
Love that girl.