But first I'd like to clarify something. I've repeatedly used the term 'podunk' when describing the town we're visiting without thinking about the negative connotations to the term. In my mind, it just was a cuter way of saying, 'small town' but my dear madre pointed out it could mean 'dull or insignificant' as well. So, instead I'll be referring to it as faraway land.
Without further ado... This is what's been happening.
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