It actually keeps track of how much hot beverage I have left!
Awkward: Having your skirt tucked into your underwear.
Awkward x 2: Not discovering this yourself but rather, having this pointed out. By a coworker.
Awkward: Having to ask someone to move OUT of the photo.
"Just a little bit farther please... I can still see the teensiest little bit of you."
Awesome: Discovering purple peppers at the farmer's market yesterday.
Awkward: Discovering I do not like purple peppers. One bit.
Awesome: Waking up to a fantastic hair day...
Awkward: ...On the morning of your 8:30 am participation in an EEG study
Step 1: Wash your hair.
Step 2: Leave it sopping wet for an hour while the scientist probes your brain waves
with 126 electrodes.
"Goodbye, good hair day, goodbye!"
I can blow dry my hair but I can't iron out those electrode sucker-marks.
Awkward: Cardboard cuts. Multiple cardboard cuts.
Awkward: Eating hardboiled eggs at work.
"No, that's my food you're smelling. Yes, I'll take it outside."
Awesome: Being asked to illustrate a totally adorable kid's book that my uncle wrote.
Awesome: Playing the wave-and-emphatically-point-cuz-we-have-the-same-car game.
Awkward: Realizing that I traded in my rights to play that when I traded in my bright red VW convertible for a grown up car.
Awkward: Waking up with a twinge in my back on the day I'm supposed to move the rest of my stuff to storage (bear in mind its 85% textbooks).
Awesome: Packing the boxes and getting my car loaded anyways (with only minor complaining).
Awkward: Not being able to find the key to the storage unit (definitely a 2 hour ordeal + tears).
Awesome: The storage company doesn't charge for lock cutting, only the price of a new lock.
Awkward: Putting down the wrong unit number for the manager to cut.
Awesome: Realizing my mistake in time.
Awkward AND Awesome: Finding my missing key the next night. Where it belonged. Where multiple people had checked. Of course.
Awesome: Reading your awkward/awesome moments in the comments. Go on. Make my day.