It's Thursday! Make yourself feel better by reading about my mistakes!
Awesome: Feeling 'green' by using my one paper towel to pull out roughly 35 other used paper towels from the garbage and putting them in the compost outside the bathroom door.
Awkward: Looking very un-green to my passing coworker who only saw me dumping 35 paper towels after my trip to the loo.
Awesome: Feeling comfortable enough in my own house to walk to the kitchen while changing.
Awkward: Not realizing we had guests.
Awkward: Setting the departure date (my quitting date) with my boss.
"Well, when do you want to leave here?"
"I dunno...when do you want me gone?"
Awesome: Remembering to bring home the extra food we bought in Tahoe.
Awkward: Bringing home food that wasn't ours....
Awesome: Dad letting me borrow his car for the week after declaring mine a death-trap.
Awkward: His fuel gauge reading 'empty' AND his car only takes fancy-dancy premium (read: expensive) gas.
Awesome: Being given gas money.
Awkward: Filling his car with $60 of the wrong gas.
Awesome: After 6 months of searching, finally finding the perfect fairy shoe.
Awkward: Having the shoe sell out during the less than 24 hours it took for me to exchange an email with a rep about which size to order.
Awkward x 2: Having the rep tell me they'll never, ever stock this shoe again.**
Awesome: Deciding to quit gambling before I lost ALL of my $11.
Awkward: Only having a $0.20 voucher to cash in.
Awkward x 2: Feeding aforementioned voucher to the cash machine and being given only $0.15 back!
Awkward AND Awesome: Flagging down an attendant and collecting my last 5 cents.
Awkward AND Awesome: Bunk beds. 'Nuff said.
Awkward AND Awesome**:
Make me feel better about my blunders by letting me know your awkward and awesome moments in the comments below!
*I give up, I'm officially asking for help. If you know where I can find fairy gold flats, let me know!
** A few of you asked if I liked the new Harry Potter. YUP! Definite yes.